Swine flu has now killed 20 people in the UK so we decided to interview Dr. Sneeze'n'coff who we must all believe because he has taken a degree in Swine-Flueroligy. In our interview we asked him the question that every news channel has already asked him; "What tips do you have for the people living in the UK." ?
"All british citizens must treat swine flu like an anthrax outbreak, everyone must stay in their homes, wear protective masks and do not open the door for anyone."
We asked him about pregnant women:
"All pregnant women must hide in their nearest cellar/basement and not come out untill the media have given the 'all clear' notice, if you fail to do this, both you and your baby will suffer a very aganizing death"
We then asked him about what effect this may have on humanity:
"This may very possibly be the end of life as we know it"
Julian Burns, Hyped by the news.
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