Friday, 24 July 2009
Economical crysis will effect us all
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Thursday, 23 July 2009
Michael Jackson Is Dead
Many people are finding it hard to take in, but yes, Michael Jackson is dead. Reports so far show that the cause of this is a heart attack. Many people are asking themselves "why now," "why after I paid 200 quid for an O2 ticket," ? Well, the only thing HBTN are asking them-self is; can we stop making such a fuss over swine flu for 2 days to talk about Michael? After many hours of stressful debates and arguments, we have negotiated that only 1 article can be dedicated to the death of Michael, then we must continue re-ensuring people about the deadliness of swine flu and the damage it can do to pregnant women.
Michael pumped himself full of pain-killers and popped his clogs leaving the rest of the world running around like headless chickens.
Michael wanted to be cremated but environmentalists strongly advised against it due to the volume of poisonous gas it could create. His body has therefore been sold to Tesco's to be turned into plastic carrier bags.
Julian Burns, Hyped by the news.
Michael pumped himself full of pain-killers and popped his clogs leaving the rest of the world running around like headless chickens.
Michael wanted to be cremated but environmentalists strongly advised against it due to the volume of poisonous gas it could create. His body has therefore been sold to Tesco's to be turned into plastic carrier bags.
Julian Burns, Hyped by the news.
Wednesday, 22 July 2009
The latest on swine flu.
Swine flu has now killed 20 people in the UK so we decided to interview Dr. Sneeze'n'coff who we must all believe because he has taken a degree in Swine-Flueroligy. In our interview we asked him the question that every news channel has already asked him; "What tips do you have for the people living in the UK." ?
"All british citizens must treat swine flu like an anthrax outbreak, everyone must stay in their homes, wear protective masks and do not open the door for anyone."
We asked him about pregnant women:
"All pregnant women must hide in their nearest cellar/basement and not come out untill the media have given the 'all clear' notice, if you fail to do this, both you and your baby will suffer a very aganizing death"
We then asked him about what effect this may have on humanity:
"This may very possibly be the end of life as we know it"
Julian Burns, Hyped by the news.
"All british citizens must treat swine flu like an anthrax outbreak, everyone must stay in their homes, wear protective masks and do not open the door for anyone."
We asked him about pregnant women:
"All pregnant women must hide in their nearest cellar/basement and not come out untill the media have given the 'all clear' notice, if you fail to do this, both you and your baby will suffer a very aganizing death"
We then asked him about what effect this may have on humanity:
"This may very possibly be the end of life as we know it"
Julian Burns, Hyped by the news.
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